stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

to tell or not to tell

court-records-net:

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY - DUAL DESTINIES CONFIRMED FOR AUTUMN 2013 RELEASE

HOLD IT! CAPCOM CONFIRMS DETAILS OF PHOENIX WRIGHT™: ACE ATTORNEY™ -DUAL DESTINIES RELEASE IN THE WEST

Courtroom Hero Phoenix Wright Returns this Autumn
London, UK. — May 13, 2013 — Capcom, a leading worldwide developer and publisher of video games, today confirmed that Phoenix Wright™: Ace Attorney™ - Dual Destinies will be available to purchase digitally on Nintendo 3DS™ across Europe and North America in Autumn 2013.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies, previously announced for the West as Ace Attorney™ 5, sees the return of courtroom hero Phoenix Wright. Set eight years since his last appearance in the courts, the first case in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies sees the action start in a destroyed court room. It’s down to Phoenix Wright and his team at the Wright Anything Agency to discover the cause of the destruction. Players will have to battle it out in court against Gaspen Payne, the younger brother of Winston Payne from previous Ace Attorney titles, as they defend the accused.

The much loved gameplay and features from previous titles in the Ace Attorney™ series return but for the first time in stunning 3D graphics, bringing the courtroom and characters to life and putting players directly in the heart of the action. Players will need to investigate each crime scene with the dynamic 3D visuals now making it possible to change views and zoom in on areas to uncover any hidden evidence or clues. In the court room the drama continues as players present their evidence, challenge witnesses and begin to unravel the truth behind each of the cases in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney -Dual Destinies.

Joining Phoenix is the young Attorney Apollo Justice and new Associate Attorney Athena Cykes. Athena’s unique ability to psychoanalyse witnesses introduces a brand new element to proceedings. Using Athena’s ‘Mood Matrix’ players can detect the emotional state of a witness and tell whether they’re surprised, angry, happy or sad. Players can compare these feelings with the statement given by the witness, point out any contradictions between the two and challenge the witness testimony.

*pterodactyl noises*

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

goatboots:

the australian fucking news

poke-problems:

VIETNAMESE CRYSTAL GROWLITHE IS LITERALLY ME

Sorry for the lack of activity lately. As anyone who knows me is well aware, my immune system is weaker than tissue paper and so I’m rather ill. More than usual, that is. So for the moment I’m basically too weak and tired to get on the computer, but I’ll be back to spamming your dashes with stuff you’re not interested in as soon as I’m better.

Until then, I’m going back to watching Sims legacies LPs on the boyfriend’s Kindle. Aw yiss.

Also my fingers automatically typed Simba when I tried to type “Sims” just now. I’m totally okay with this.

Hi! Yep, two so far this year is what I’ve heard, according to this piece on Crunchyroll: http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2013/01/27/junkos-bar-takes-us-back-to-nana

As far as I know, there isn’t any more news, but I’ve ordered both the March and May issues of Cookie… because I’m obsessed. |D; I’ll definitely be posting about it when they arrive!

princessmaypage:

I CAN’T SCREAM BECAUSE MY SISTER HER BOYFRIEND AND OUR COUSIN ARE DOWN HERE BUT OH MY GOD